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While visiting India , President Mahinda Rajapakse was invited to tea with President Abdul Kalam.
He asks President Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people. Mahinda Rajapakse asks how he knows if they’re intelligent. ‘I do so by asking them the right questions,’ says President Kalam.‘Allow me to demonstrate. ‘  Mahinda Rajapakse watches as President Kalam phones Manmohan Singh, the Indian Prime Minister and says,‘Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or  sister..  Who is it?’     Manmohan immediately responds,  ‘It’s me, Sir !’     ‘Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir,’ says Kalam.

He hangs up and says,  ‘Did you get that, Mr. Rajapakse?’   Mahinda nods:  ‘Yes Mr. President’.  Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that!’
 Mahinda Rajapakse, upon returning to Colombo , decides he’d better put his brother, Gothabaya to the test. Mahinda summons him to Temple Trees and says, ‘ Gotha , I wonder if you can answer a question for me.’
 ‘Why, of course, Aiya. What’s on your mind?’
 Mahinda poses the question:
 ‘Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.  Who is it?’
Gothabaya was puzzled and finally asks, ‘Can I think about it and get back to you?’
 Mahinda agrees, and Gothabaya leaves.  Gothabaya immediately calls a meeting of the senior armed services & ministers of the cabinet, including his other brothers, Chamal & Basil and  they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.
Finally, in desperation, Gothabaya calls Mangala Samaraweera and explains the problem. ‘Mr. Mangala Samaraweera, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?’ Mangala answers immediately, ‘It’s me, of course.’    Much relieved, Gothabaya rushes back to Temple Trees, finds Mahinda Rajapakse, and exclaims,‘I know the answer, Aiya! I know, who it is! It’s Mangala Samaraweera! ‘ And Mahinda replies in disgust,   ‘Wrong, its  Manmohan Singh!’
 hahahahha !!!  We are RULED by SUCH people !!!!!  hahahahaha


  1. Ponna pako,

    Find some jokes that people can lough. This joke is good for a Gona like you.

    Comment by nimal | June 10, 2008 | Reply

  2. Ado keri Mervin Silva. Thoge ammata ballo hukanda one thoge keri mera desapalanaya nisa…

    Comment by Pakaya | July 30, 2008 | Reply

  3. above two responses add some more laughs to the main one! lol

    Comment by kishani nugawela | January 1, 2009 | Reply

  4. Buddy, I couldnt stop laughing….

    Doesnt matter whether ur Tamil or Sinhala, this is a gr8 joke!!

    Comment by good 1 | January 9, 2009 | Reply

  5. We should never insult our president you freaks don’t you know that he has done so much for sri lanka how can you be so
    blind always ………you know that no one has a brain like Mahinda Rajapakse our president,you should be ashamed of your self to insult such a great person like him…i hate people who publish this kind of articales,are you proud of this,you don’t know even how to respect your own president how can you be a Sri have a brain given by nature i hope you will you it next time at least before publishing so stupid 3rd class joke like this.Im proud of my Country,our President,and of our Forces and my own race but not people like you,sometimes i feel it’s not from LTTE we should save our Mother it’s from people like you!you know tamils how they love their kind,they know that Terrorism is wrong but stil when was the last time you met a tamil who doesn’t like LTTE,who disgrace Prabakaran..when was the last time you met a muslim who try insult a another muslim ,why does only sinhala people do that can’t we learn from them….PLEASE I KNOW YOU ARE NOT STUPID PLEASE YOU YOUR BRAIN!

    Comment by Gayantha Bhagya Wijeyawardena | April 3, 2009 | Reply

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